I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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