That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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