Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
