Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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