I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He kissed a someone with a penis
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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