Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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