So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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