bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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