Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
NoShamevember. You game?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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