i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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