Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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