drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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