is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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