watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize