The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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