someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
porn star boner night. come get it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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