Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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