Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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