? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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