I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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