quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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