did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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