Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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