You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
They have beer where we have blood.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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