is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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