i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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