I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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