They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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