Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
bring money and cleavage
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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