Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
farters have to be the big spoon...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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