Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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