Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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