she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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