ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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