He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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