and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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