Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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