have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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