OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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