She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
