i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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