The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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