last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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