Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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