everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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