So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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