mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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