we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Drake has all the answers
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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