If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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