can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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