bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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