can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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