I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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