i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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