Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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